| Synopsis
Act One
After the overture the curtain rises to reveal
bustling New York City in the style of Damon Runyon. In a pantomime
of never-ceasing activities, New Yorkers, tourists, gamblers,
crooks, cops, drunks, and streetwalkers go about their business
in the hustle and bustle. ("Runyonland"). Three small-time
gamblers, Nicely-Nicely Johnson, Benny Southstreet, and Rusty
Charlie, emerge from the crowd and are arguing over which horse
will win tomorrow's big race ("Fugue for Tinhorns")
when the band members of the Save-a-Soul Mission, a local Salvation
Army-like organization, pass by. Their leader, the pious and beautiful
Sergeant Sarah Brown, begins a fervent street-corner sermon to
all the passers-by, encouraging them to quit the evils of drinking,
lying and especially gambling ("Follow the Fold"), and
promoting a revival meeting at their mission the coming Thursday.
Her message goes unheeded, and the Missionaries leave dejectedly.
Nicely
and Benny run across Harry the Horse, a hoodlum out of Brooklyn,
who is looking for some gambling action and wishes to know the
location of the floating crap game run by Nicely's and Benny's
employer, Nathan Detroit. As Harry leaves, Nicely and Benny are
confronted by the local policeman, Lt. Brannigan. Nathan Detroit
arrives and, after getting rid of Brannigan with a few well placed
insults, bemoans his lot to his sidekicks. As a large number of
"high-rollers" are in town, Nathan, who is broke, is
pressured to find a place to hold his illegal game. But due to
Brannigan's strong-armed police activity, he has found only one
likely spot: the Biltmore Hotel garage. The owner's requirement,
however, is a $1,000 security deposit. ("The Oldest Established").
Nicely
suggests that Nathan borrow the money from Sky Masterson, a high-rolling
gambler willing to bet on virtually anything. Nathan knows that
Sky will not give money as a loan, but he will make a wager for
that amount. As Nathan attempts to think of a bet he cannot lose,
his fiancee Miss Adelaide enters on her way to lunch with some
chorus girls from her nightclub act. She is overjoyed to see Nathan
and presents him with a belt for the fourteenth anniversary of
their engagement, which has no end in sight. This sad arrangement
has given Adelaide a cold. Adelaide is unaware that Nathan is
still running the crap game, so she must be fobbed off so Nathan
can meet with Sky.
Nathan
encounters Sky, who is only in town for a few days before he flies
to Havana, Cuba, and attempts to draw him into a bet regarding
the amount of cheesecake versus strudel sold at a nearby restaurant,
which Nathan researched moments before. Sky sees through him and
gives him a lecture his father had once told him about sucker
bets. Nathan observes that Sky is traveling alone to Havana, and
Sky brags that he could get any woman he wanted to accompany him,
if he wanted to. Nathan then proposes a bet which he believes
he cannot lose: Sky must take a doll (a woman) of Nathan's choice
to dinner in Havana. Inspired by the passing Save-A-Soul Mission
band, Nathan chooses none other than Sergeant Sarah Brown. Sky's
confidence quickly fades.
At
the mission, Sarah and her team, including her grandfather Arvide
Abernathy, arrive out of breath and dejected. Sarah is frustrated
that they have failed to recruit or save a single sinner in the
time that they have been operating the Broadway mission. Sky enters
the mission and proclaims that he wants to be saved. After Arvide
leaves, Sky offers a proposal: He will fill the mission with "one
dozen genuine sinners" for Sarah's Thursday revival meeting
if she will accompany him to Havana the next night. He even offers
her his "marker", a signed piece of paper reading "I
owe you one dozen genuine sinners." His motives for coming
to the mission now clear, Sarah rebuffs him. She tells him that
he isn't the kind of man she wants and that she is waiting for
the love of her life, whom she pictures to be a straight-shooting
religious man she will know on sight ("I'll Know").
Sky reflects that he has not pictured the kind of girl he will
marry, and that he plans on being surprised when he falls in love.
He kisses her. After a moment, she slaps him, and he departs,
promising to return the next day. He leaves his marker behind.
She nearly tears it up, but thinks better of it and puts it in
a drawer.
Nathan,
certain that Sky will lose the bet, arranges to use the garage
and then goes to the Hot Box, the seedy nightclub where Miss Adelaide
is the headliner, and watches her farm-themed closing number ("A
Bushel And A Peck"). After the number, Adelaide confesses
to Nathan that she has been lying to her mother for the past 14
years and has told her that she is married with a staggering five
children. She asks him, for the umpteenth time, to go down to
city hall and get a marriage license. When a loud-mouthed chorus
girl lets slip that Nathan is running the crap game again, he
makes a quick escape from Adelaide's wrath. She consults a medical
book she has been reading, which tells her that the chronic cold
she suffers is a psychosomatic reaction to her frustration with
Nathan's failure to marry her ("Adelaide's Lament").
The
next day, Nicely and Benny observe that Sky is still following
Sarah around, but getting nowhere, and that Nathan is running
rings around himself to keep the crap game secret from Miss Adelaide
and get back in her good graces. They comment on the power of
a woman to make a man do anything she wants ("Guys and Dolls").
The
band returns to their mission to discover the formidable General
Cartwright, the leader of their organization, has dropped by unexpectedly.
The General sadly explains that due to the low turnout in Sarah's
branch of the mission, she will be forced to close the branch
unless there is some kind of turnout at the coming revival meeting.
Sarah is pleading her case when Sky drops in, claiming to be a
success case. Sarah opens a drawer, discovers Sky's marker, and
haltingly promises to deliver "one dozen genuine sinners"
on Thursday night.
A
group of gamblers gathers at a newsstand, waiting to hear from
Nathan the location of the game. Nathan, having sent Nicely to
get the money from Sky, stalls for time, but the gamblers are
growing anxious. Especially impatient is the high-roller Harry
the Horse has brought from Chicago: Big Jule, a hulking thug armed
with a snub-nosed revolver and a short temper. Things get worse
when Lt. Brannigan arrives, suspicious of the large gathering
of known lowlifes. Inspired by Adelaide, who is serendipitously
passing by, Benny announces that the gathering is Nathan's "surprise
bachelor party" and that he and Adelaide are finally getting
married. Brannigan, satisfied, suggests that the couple elope,
a suggestion the overjoyed Adelaide takes gladly. Nathan is perplexed
but resigned to matrimony and Adelaide goes home to pack, promising
to meet him after her show at the Hot Box the next afternoon.
The danger past, the gamblers press Nathan again for the location
of the game. He laments the fact that Sky's money hasn't arrived
yet and Benny wonders if Sky took the doll to Havana after all.
The Save-A-Soul Mission band passes, and Sarah is not in it; Nathan
faints into Benny's arms.
In
Havana, Sarah and Sky tour religious monuments and several nightclubs.
Sky plies Sarah with a delicious "Cuban milkshake" called
"Dulce de Leche", the secret ingredient of which is
Bacardi rum, and she becomes increasingly tipsy, even starting
a brawl when a dancer makes eyes at Sky. Sitting by a fountain,
Sarah lets her hair down and proclaims that she is truly enjoying
herself for the first time in her life ("If I Were A Bell").
She kisses him, and Sky is surprised to find himself returning
it, but can't bring himself to take advantage of Sarah while she's
under the influence. He drags her back to the airport.
They
return to New York, and Sarah, now sober, apologizes for her behavior.
It is three or four o'clock in the morning, Sky's favorite time
of the day, and he admits to Sarah that she is the only woman
he has ever wanted to share it with ("My Time of Day").
He asks her to call him by his real name: Obediah. Alone together
on a quiet street outside the mission, Sarah and Sky each nervously
confess their love ("I've Never Been in Love Before")
and kiss. Unfortunately, their romantic moment is ruined when
a siren rings out and a stream of gamblers run out of the mission,
where Nathan, unable to secure the garage, has been holding the
crap game. Sky tells Sarah he had nothing to do with this, but
she tells him they are no good for each other. "What the
hell kind of doll are you?" Sky exclaims in frustration.
"I'm a Mission doll," she replies, and closes the door,
leaving him standing outside in the cold.
Act Two
That afternoon, Adelaide performs another song
at the Hot Box ("Take Back Your Mink"), but Nathan isn't
there. Sky is looking for him, and runs into Nicely, who is there
bearing a message for Adelaide: Nathan cannot elope because his
aunt is ill. He admits the truth to Sky: Nathan cannot elope because
the game is still going on, nearly 24 hours after it began. Big
Jule, having lost a bundle, has ensured that the game will continue
until he comes out on top. Sky demands to be taken to the game,
as he has some unfinished business to take care of before he leaves
town. Adelaide appears, ready to elope with Nathan, and Nicely
bumbles his message out and leaves. Adelaide is confused, but
soon realizes that Nathan has stood her up yet again. Sky attempts
to console her, telling her that people like Nathan and himself
are not made for matrimony. He departs, leaving Adelaide to run
back to her book for comfort ("Adelaide's Second Lament").
Sarah
and Arvide Abernathy are canvassing again. Sarah confesses that
she loves Sky but resolves never to see him again, still blaming
him for the previous night. Instead of scolding Sarah or condemning
Sky, Abernathy expresses his faith in Sky's inherent goodness
and urges Sarah to follow her heart ("More I Cannot Wish
You"). Sky and Nicely enter, and Sky tells Sarah he intends
on making good on his marker. She coldly tells him to consider
it paid and leaves, but Arvide subtly encourages him. Sky asks
Nicely where the game is being held, and Nicely points down a
sewer manhole.
The
crap game is now being held in a sewer ("Crapshooter's Ballet").
The gamblers are hot, tired and running low on cash, but Big Jule
and his revolver are insisting that the game continue until he
can win back his heavy losses. To facilitate this, he insists
on playing Nathan, who never actually gambles, rather taking his
percentage of the top, with his "lucky dice". Big Jule's
lucky dice have had the spots removed, allowing him to call them
anyway he wants. Nathan objects, but Big Jule forces him to bid
higher and higher until he is cleaned out. Sky and Nicely enter,
and Sky quickly puts an end to the cheating by knocking Big Jule
out and relieving him of his gun. He asks the gamblers to attend
the mission prayer meeting, but they refuse. Dejected, Sky starts
to leave, but is stopped by Nathan, apologizing for not having
the money to pay off his bet with Sky. Sky, however, gives Nathan
$1,000, stating that he lost the bet, and Nathan won. Nathan uses
this money to challenge Big Jule to an honest game, but is told
by Harry the Horse that with honest dice Big Jule "cannot
make a pass to save his soul." Inspired by this comment,
Sky takes the biggest gamble of his life: Staking everything on
a single roll of the dice, he bets every man at the game a thousand
dollars against their souls. If he loses, everyone gets a thousand
dollars each, but if he wins, they must all attend a prayer meeting
at Sarah's mission ("Luck, Be a Lady"). He tosses the
dice.
Later,
the gamblers head towards the mission, grumbling about attending
the prayer meeting. On his way there, Nathan runs into Adelaide.
He apologizes and she melts, asking him to elope right now. Nathan,
remembering his promise, makes the unbelievable excuse that he
has to attend a prayer meeting. Tired of his never-ending lies
and excuses, Adelaide blows up and storms off ("Sue Me").
At
the mission, no sinners have come to be saved, and Sarah is just
giving up hope when all of the gamblers shuffle in. Sky enters,
makes sure everything is in order, and then hands the meeting
over to Nathan. Nathan forces Benny, Big Jule, and Harry the Horse
to give testimony, which rings rather hollow. When Brannigan bursts
in, Nathan thinks fast and piously asks Nicely to get up and testify.
Nicely invents a dream which encouraged him to repent, and quickly
gets the crowd on their feet ("Sit Down, You're Rockin' the
Boat"). Brannigan cuts through the religious fervor, by threatening
to arrest everyone for the crap game in the Mission the previous
night, but Sarah clears them, saying she has never seen them before
in her life and so they couldn't have been there. After Brannigan
leaves, Nathan confesses in his testimony that they did indeed
hold the crap game in the mission, and also confesses the bet
he made with Sky about taking Sarah to Havana. He adds that he
won the bet, to Sarah's shock, and she realizes how much Sky actually
cares for her. She slips out as the meeting continues.
Sarah
and Adelaide serendipitously run into each other, and Adelaide
is shocked and delighted to discover that Nathan actually attended
a prayer meeting and wasn't lying, though this of course just
increases her confusion. They commiserate in their woes, and then
resolve to accept their men as they are, since they can always
change them later ("Marry the Man Today").
Several
weeks later, many changes have happened in Times Square. Nathan
has opened a newsstand and is finally marrying Adelaide now that
he has gone (almost) straight. He has, however, forgotten to get
a location to hold the wedding. The problem is unexpectedly solved
when the mission band marches by, with none other than Sky Masterson
beating the big bass drum. Arvide has just married Sky and Sarah,
and is more than happy to provide the same service to Nathan and
Adelaide. All ends happily, even if Nathan appears to have caught
Adelaide's cold at the thought of matrimony ("Guys and Dolls
(Finale/Reprise)").
Musical Numbers
Act I
"Overture" (Orchestra)
"Runyonland" (Orchestra)
"Fugue for Tinhorns" (Nicely, Benny, Rusty)
"Follow the Fold" (Sarah, Mission Band)
"The Oldest Established" (Nathan, Nicely, Benny, Guys)
"I'll Know" (Sarah, Sky)
"A Bushel and a Peck" (Miss Adelaide, Hot Box Girls)
"Adelaide's Lament" (Miss Adelaide)
"Guys and Dolls" (Nicely, Benny)
"Havana" (Orchestra)
"If I Were a Bell" (Sarah)
"My Time of Day/I've Never Been in Love Before" (Sky,
Sarah)
Act II
"Take Back Your Mink" (Miss Adelaide, Hot Box Girls)
"Adelaide's Second Lament" (Miss Adelaide)
"More I Cannot Wish You" (Arvide)
"The Crapshooters Dance" (Orchestra)
"Luck Be a Lady" (Sky, Guys)
"Sue Me" (Miss Adelaide, Nathan)
"Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" (Nicely, Company)
"Marry the Man Today" (Miss Adelaide, Sarah)
"Happy Ending/Guys and Dolls (Reprise)" (Company)
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